Proficient in 10 languages... understand none!!

PA: 'Fast Growing Airline - FGA' would like to welcome you on board our flight to Cairo. Our cabin crew today speak English, Arabic, Hindi, Urdu, French, Spanish,Tagalog, German, Bulgarian, Mandarin, Japanese, Romanian, Thai, Malay, and Africaans. Please don't hesitate to reach out to one of our cabin crew for any assistance
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Stewardess: Mr. Khayrat, how can I help you?
Me: Can I please have a glass of perrier with a slice of lemon, no ice
Stewardess: Certainly!
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Stewardess: There you go
Me: ahmm, this isn't perrier, I think this is 7 up
Stewardess: I am sorry, I forgot the ice... I will be right back

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Fly Fast Growing Airline - we speak a thousand languages, just not on any of our flights!!